It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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