Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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