It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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