When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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