ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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