she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I love you. Go after that dick
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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