Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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