question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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