I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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