I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My ATM looks so different sober.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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