Christians are straight up FREAKS
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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