he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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