i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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