she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I could fuck to npr.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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