if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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