bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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