...so i touched it.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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