So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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