just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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