I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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