Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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