Dual....:-)
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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