You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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