did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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