At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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