Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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