new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I stole a fireplace last night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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