you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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