Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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