I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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