similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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