oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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