How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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