i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
