Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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