a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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