Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
