Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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