Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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