Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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