Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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