can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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