Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
