Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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