just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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