So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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