i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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