i just wanna soil my oats bro
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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