thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm like, not good at living.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
