I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I smell like Dick and happiness
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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