who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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