Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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